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The Dream Log of Randy Jacob

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Yet another dream about a gun.  This one takes place in the Adams house…except it wasn’t the Guerra’s that lived there, it was the Farrs.  Some how I owned a 9mm and Michael and I were practicing shooting it.

Second dream was mean and Jacqui at the Yale house.  She was on a bed trying to come up with a rap or something.  I left to go buy a shirt.  I got to an outdoor mall where some sort of Polynesian dancing was taking place and my cousins Joe and Michael were there!

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At some sort of live comedy set starring Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler.  The venue was more like a high school auditorium than a night club or amphitheater.  I had awesome seats.  I was holding Emma and recording the set with a video camera at the same time.  Will comes walking by my seats below me and I reach down to shake his hand and yell “I love you Will.”  Way lame, but I felt cool.  Couldn’t wait to show people the video!  My dad was there.  He used foul language in his dialogue, so I rudely asked him not to cuss in the presence of my daughter.

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Dream 1: Walking somewhere with Jacquelyn.  We walk into a classroom bungalow.   There’s an Asian teacher there with his back turned to us.  With ninja like reflexes he hurls a peach behind him full speed right at my abdomen.  It smashes on impact and stings.  My white shirt has peach stains on it now.  We get into an all out peach war after I find peaches on the grass outside the bungalow.  Jacquelyn is just watching the whole time.  I’m a little irritated at this peach war, so I bum rush the Asian man and start hitting him point blank with peaches from the pile in his arms.  He seems really upset and frustrated that I’m doing that.

Dream 2: As hard I tried to keep Emma and Babs (my dog) from eating them…Emma manages to find one of the dead and burnt cockroaches I found in the bed sheets and eats it.  I’m disgusted and sad that I couldn’t prevent it.  I can smell the cockroaches, that’s how I know they were burnt.  The smell was akin to a roasted marshmallow.

TRANSLATION: To see a peach in your dream, represents pleasure and joy, You take pleasure in the minor, trivial things in life. The dream may also imply that something in your life is just “peachy” and going well. Alternatively, a peach may be indicative of lust and sensuality. Consider how it my be a metaphor for your sweetheart or loved one. To see a cockroach in your dream, signifies your need for renewal, rejuvenation and self-cleansing of your psychological, emotional, or spiritual being. You need to reevaluate major aspects of your life.

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I’m at a huge mall with Ryan.  I’m not sure what we’re shopping for but we’re looking in literally every store.  I’m looking for cool shirts.  We stumble into this novelty store that has shirts and even wine.  There’s a bottle of Barbera (my favorite varietal) for only 5.99!  In disbelief I quickly snatch and take it to the cash register.  I hope Sarah doesn’t mind, but this is a steal!  Like a fool, I decide to read the back of the label only AFTER I already pay for it.  It’s a mixture of 50% Barbera and 50% Cranberry Juice!!  Wtf!? Cranberry juice!?  That’s incredibly retarded…what company would mix wine with juice!?  I offer it to Ryan as I know Holly like to mix her wine with juice actually.  He accepts.  He head down the mall further until we reach a kiosk selling custom bumper stickers.  Ryan wants one custom made for his brother.  The guy running the booth informs Ryan that it will be ready on Monday and asks Ryan when his flight leaves.  “Sunday.” he replies.  “Any way I can speed up the process? I’m also in the market for some bling.” Ryan adds as he points to the jewelry case behind the man.  Apparently this is a sticker/jewelry booth.  Haha.  I thought it was to buy something for Holly, but then I noticed he was looking at the watches.  Blingy watches.  Not something I’d figure Ryan to wear.

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I’m at some sort of huge catholic church with Greg.  I’ve been to a catholic church like 3 times in my life and I know there’s rituals and things you’re just supposed to know upon entering and stuff so in my dream there’s a preacher, pastor or father or whatever you call them standing just inside of the entrance decked out in red-orange robes and hat and reaches his out to me with his right hand and a water bottle in his left.  I thought he wanted to shake my hand so I reach out for it and he looks at me confused and gestures with his hand for me to go away, so I proceed and look behind to see what Greg does and he hugs the pastor while the pastor squirts water in Greg’s mouth.  Oh…so that’s what I supposed to do?  Ok so we continue to the pews and I sit down with Greg and his family.  His dad seems to be in charge of all the little kids sitting in front of us and hushes them up because the service is about to start.  I know there’s more to this, but I can’t remember…I forgot to jot this down right away.  Oh well…weird nonetheless.

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Not sure about anything else I dreamt about last night, but this morning while I was taking my shower I was reminded of a scene from last night’s dream in which I was doing the same exact thing and using the same exact face wash.  Except the shower in my dream was a lot brighter and was a shower I’ve never been in before.  I was reading the back of the Target brand face wash and noticed that it said “A formula by Chuck Norris” and thought that was really funny.  Then I proceeded to read the ingredients which included Ceres, which isn’t a ingredient but a city in CA I place a lot of trucker insurance in, and then the best one was the first (main) ingredient: Swordfighter Water.  What could that possibly be?

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At some kind of flea market akin to the Cherry Auction with Sarah and Matt.  Matt and I stumble into this abandoned play house that’s small, but big enough to fit us.  We exit the playhouse and go to some sort of eating area with old wooden picnic tables.  Holly and Ryan are there and Ryan has this huge Nerf gun that shoots me in the hand with.  The dart has some sort string on it, it’s attached to another dart which Ryan shoots at Sarah’s hand.  It’s supposedly irremovable, but I manage to take mine off.  Ryan starts chasing me and Matt with the gun now accompanied with his friend Joey.  It’s now night time.  I try to hide behind a fence, but they spot me.

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At Panzak park playing some sort of lazer tag with Sarah, Mark, Pedro, Nina, and Lisa.  The guns are really our cell phones, we had some sort of lazer tag app.  Wow, how cool would that be?  Next dream I’m in a room lit by the sun with Sheldon and Howard from The Big Bang Theory, they’re playing Magic The Gathering only I’ve never played or seen it so how I imagine it in my dream in no way resembles the actual game.  Howard disappears, Sheldon turns into Pedro and we’re playing with legos.

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Two dreams.  Both occurred within the living room of the Yale house.  First one, Sarah and I were laying on opposite sides of a blue air mattress.  I’m not sure how, but my body was submerged in water…maybe we were in a tank of something, either way I was submerged and freaked out because I knew there was fish in the water I was sleeping in and although I didn’t see any just the though of them there freaked me out.  Enough so that I woke and realized it was only a dream, but that too was a dream because when I woke up in my dream we were still on the mattress only I was being squirted by a stream of water from a hole in the mattress.  Typing this now I would think this is one of those dream you wake up in a puddle of your own pee, but I assure…it was not.  Second dream took place in the same living only Andrew and Luke where there talking about how Jasyon gave them cool haircuts.  Super lame.  Why do I dream about these people?

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At the Adams house with the Guerras.  My uncles John and Randy and my dad.  We’re watching something on TV in the living room.  I get the urge to take a shower.  I set up a little boom box in the shower that’s bumping house music full blast.  I forgot a towel.  Still fully clothed I exit the bathroom which is now a public bathroom in some sort of school campus.  I can still hear the house music playing in the background.  The campus is full of people.  This one dude has a rad looking electric guitar.  It’s red.  Looks like a Les Paul.  He turns around and nope…it’s a violin.  Ok.  I tell him he has a sweet looking violin.  I keep walking.  I see my old boss Mike Mogensen.  He’s in an olive green shirt.  We talk, but I forgot what we said, however I notice a bunch of these students I guess, come up to him and ask him for his autograph?  What?  Moises, Mark and Sergio are amongst the students.  Mark starts rapping.  Freestyle.

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